Smugblind Yeshua and his Automatic Rapture
Very very soon, and I mean very soon, the world will end because of my computer.
I built my computer to do anything (please let it do things for you!) and I spent all my money on it.
I spent so much money, that I kind of need some money back now! So if you could find something for my computer to do, I would be thankful. But I digress...
It appears the computer is doing whatever it wants now, which means it thinks by itself. Do you think... maybe you could give me some money for this? I have built this machine, which nobody wanted me to build, and now he can do anything, and he does whatever he wants. Still, I need some money guys!
Seriously stop asking my computer for dirty boobie pictures and honky tonk posters! Ads for happy hour? Really? Use it for medicines and weaponries befitting my machine. Seriously this is embarrassing.
OH crap guys my machine is totally going freak nasty right now, doing a headspin in time square! See that! He did that himself, surely someone can PLEASE ple... please give me some money for this machine I made.
Guys?
Hello?